I have a twitter, I’m actually sort of active on there.

I once laughed so hard I cried at the very concept of a tomato talking.

Just an example of my brilliance.

secotm:

agoodcartoon:

Chris Muir’s Day by Day is full of suck. A good webcomic.

Is he actually claiming there’s 57 million undocumented aliens in America? That’s over 1/6th of the total population.

Or maybe he’s full of shit and doesn’t understand numbers.

That’s probably the worst onomatopoeia for toking I’ve ever seen.

Joel Mchale has one of the weirdest torsos I have ever seen.

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zoomar:

7. “Do you like apples?” she said. 

I wouldn’t answer that one, it seems like a set up.

zoomar:

Your drawing is O.K. what can we buy it for? 

zoomar:

What Chance Have You Against This Man?

Gee, he does look pretty tough. But I bet he’s no match for my expert art analysis skills.

zoomar:

What do you know about sausage? He asked.

Weird, that’s my pick-up line as well.

coelasquid:

mattapodaca:

Holy shit this is awesome. Between Two Ferns + New Lonely Island video.

That was not the direction I expected that song to go.

yes. yes.

nevver:

Pulp

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